The worst film of all time. I have found him, and I have long sought. Even though my reviews might occasionally appear to the contrary can be, I am someone who rarely throw superlatives around. I am still of the opinion that Super Mario Galaxy is the best game I've ever played. However, it has received only 99% on my scale. It could be, finally, that one day an even better game in my sweaty fingers will land. In Dracula 3000 however, I am sure that there is nothing that should not be intentionally bad, what could be lousy, as they spawn. This movie is so beyond to move from the concept of trash that for all the curiosity no incentive to punish himself with the move to DVD in the home player.
I've expected nothing good. Therefore you have to look at only the actors troupe that have been lured from their holes (I would be interested really looked like their salaries): Caspar STARSHIP TROOPERS Van Dien, Erika Eleniak Baywatch, Coolio and Udo Kier (who is also (!) really all play along, which has moving pictures). But I can still sit on one: Alexandra Kamp. That's right. Alexandra Kamp. Wow. It is also found in the credits a number of German filmmakers, so I really have the impression that this film represents a kind of tax write-project. I just can not imagine that someone else has really believed that this strip could be a good idea. And if so: how he feels after he has seen the film?
help counter bad movies do not even wooden stakes. In 3000 it was communism seems to be related to the prevailing form of society on Earth, and the practice of religion is strictly prohibited. The Digging-ship Mother III, commanded by Captain Van Helsing (Casper Van Dien) is found on the abandoned ship "Demeter". On board the crew found the remains of the communique Anders; the rest of the crew or the cargo is nothing to see - except for a few coffins, that something does not seem to agree. Before the group can orient to Van Helsing and Mina Murry intern (Alexandra Kamp) will start in the "Mother III" and chases them leaderless. While advising what to do, the technician 187 (Coolio) transforms into a vampire and falls on his former friends. crew member meets Aurora (Erika Eleniak) to a mysterious Passenger of the Demeter: Count Orlock (Langley Kirkwood) ...
more about the plot is unnecessary and a waste of space. I do not know where to begin to describe where this film has problems, so I try just a brief list of all the bad things: the actor (D-level), the effects (PC games in the 90s looked better off), make-up (laughable), the end (a insolence in bags). The worst by far is definitely the story. The writers have tried to incorporate as many allusions to Dracula and its media outings in an action that looks like a cross between Alien and EVENT HORIZON. Unfortunately, the least of which arise only any sense and are just there so that some day the words "Van Helsing" or "Orlock" fall etc.. Aaargh. While you have (n) then it held out to the end, and the hope seems to be met, now at least for a defoliated see Erika Eleniak to, will suffer a coitus interruptus, as the budget then has probably not been enough for the quite persuade Eleniak still considerable help to draw blank. Instead, the film belongs to easy. Just like that. No climax, no tension. Nothing. End.
This man has DRACULA viewed 3000 times in a row ... DRACULA 3000 (2004) looks like an amateur film on which no one has been involved, which also comes close to an idea of how to make a movie, let alone tell a coherent story. The scenes were indiscriminately cut to Udo Kier appear in the action to be. Probably because they realized at the end that you have a real "star" needed to stand out in the mass of direct-to-DVD production. But, wait: At least in Spain DRACULA had 3000 theatrical release. This movie was anywhere to be seen in a movie on the big screen. This must be thought of again. Probably the lender fell for the title, the suspect does so, that we are dealing with a continuation of Wes Craven (worse) DRACULA series have to do.
As I recently wrote elsewhere: The Dracula fan you have to deal with celluloid accidents. But this really is the limit, the bottom of the barrel and a mourning ceremony for anything that can make a movie bad. If a movie is so bad that you can not even be entertained by his wickedness, this should be a red flag for any lover good entertainment. If there is a hell for movie fans, it looks like DRACULA 3000th
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